10. We had digital pets, that we usually brutally killed by starving them to death…TAMAGOTCHI!
9. We had the Spice Girls and they were all total babes.
8. All our vast knowledge was learned from the brilliant genius Bill Nye the Science Guy
7. We ate like Kings
6. We drank like Kings. The delicious nectar that was a Squeezit and the mysteriously magical tasting Hi-C Ecto Cooler!!
5. We had real heroes to look up to and there were four of them! Who were guided by our old wise hairy grandfather Master Splinter.
4. We had revolutionary technology that was so LIT
3. We learned to drive from the best
2. We got to see the greatest basketball player of all time on the court, jamming on the mortals. Michael Jordan. He brought us Space Jam, guys. Space Jam.
1. We had the shortest, raddest neon swim trunks known to mankind.
WE ARE THRASH.