General Questions

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We're located in sunny Scottsdale, AZ

We accept all major credit cards and PayPal

All of our swim trunks are super tight, short and form fitting, so if you have bigger guy thigh, you should go a size bigger. If not, here is our size chart:

Euro Thrash Sizes Waist Size (inches)
Small 28-30"
Medium 31-33"
Large 34-36"
X-Large 36-38"


Ocean, pool, jacuzzi or soapy slip n' slide obviously, but if you really want to wash them, make sure you use cold water and dry on low heat. This will keep them as bright and fresh as possible!

Leonardo DiCaprio hand sews them right here in the US. No joke. Okay Leo doesn't do it but, USA USA! Why is he so bad ass though?


Please contact us as soon as possible at Once something has shipped, we can no longer make changes to your order.

Write us as soon as possible at Once something has already shipped, we can no longer cancel and refund an order.

Easy dude! Just fill out the form you got with your order and send that along with the unworn shorts back and we will do the rest! If you didn’t get a return form or lost it, email us at and we’ll send you a fresh one!

Absolutely homie! Just make sure they are unworn and send them back. As soon as we get them back we will hook you up with the exact amount you paid for them.